Tribe

Boreal Wanderers

Ah, the Boreal Wanderers—a merry band of nature aficionados who believe that if you aren't trudging through Sudbury's dense boreal forests at least three times a week, are you even living? Founded by residents nostalgic for the days when ‘Greenbelt’ meant something besides another city planning cliché, this group is dedicated to the lost art of getting hopelessly lost in nature. Armed with nothing but compasses they don’t know how to use and vague maps scribbled on napkins, these intrepid explorers delve into the heart of Canada’s ‘greenest city.’ They relish mocking urbanites entangled in Sudbury’s labyrinthine roadways, smugly asserting that nature’s trails are the only paths worth following—even if most of them end in mosquito-infested swamps. Yes, you’ll question your life choices, but hey, think of the Instagram potential!