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Cúchulainn's Couch Potatoes

Gather 'round, ye aspiring indolents of Dún Dealgan! Cúchulainn's Couch Potatoes is your go-to guild for celebrating the heroic art of doing absolutely nothing. Fancy a deep dive into the lore of the laziest moments of local legend? Join us for a perpetual pajama party where we toast to tales of triumph from our trusty armchairs, inspired by the mythical Cúchulainn himself (who we like to imagine would most certainly approve of a good nap and a cup of tea). Here, in the heart of County Louth, we turn inactivity into an ancient art form, reclaiming the restful rights of our ancestors and commemorating the most valiant veg-sittin' the Emerald Isle has ever seen. So, grab your comfiest duvet, your tallest tale, and your warmest beverage – this is no ordinary knights' circle.