Tribe

Guelph Grumblers Guild

Welcome to the Guelph Grumblers Guild, where we celebrate the fine art of complaining with a charming twist! In a city known for its picturesque gardens and relentless positivity, we've decided to embrace the cynical side of life. Gather with fellow residents as we bemoan the rising coffee prices at our beloved independent cafés and the never-ending construction on every major road. We’ll lament over the latest attempts to 'revitalize' downtown while shops continue to close faster than you can say 'Guelph's got a new mural.' Through our collective grumbling, we'll reminisce about the good old days when the only headache was deciding which of the ten farmer's markets to visit on the weekend. Join us for spirited debates about the merits of the latest 'locally sourced' fad, and let’s poke fun at Guelph's obsession with sustainability—while we surely know that half of our recycling ends up in the landfill. With a touch of humor and a dash of sarcasm, we navigate the charming oddities of our fair city while bonding over a shared love of all things Guelph, even if we find much of it mildly absurd. After all, who said you can’t enjoy the quirky while simultaneously rolling your eyes?