Tribe

The Babylon Bean Counters

Ah, the Babylon Bean Counters—a motley crew of caffeine aficionados who’ve traded their cubicles for cafes and their spreadsheets for scintillating chatter about single-origin espressos. Founded on the ancient ruins of Babylon Village, they meet at the crack of dawn, like the dogged commuters of days gone by. With a half-joking reverence for the local lore, they sip their artisanal brews while debating the merits of pour-overs versus percolators, all under the condescending gaze of a life-sized replica of the Babylon lighthouse. But don't be fooled; this isn't some pretentious coffee clique. No, these caffeine crusaders welcome all—from the drip-coffee dilettante to the espresso expert. Just remember: bring your wits, your walker, or your whistleblower tales of Starbucks misadventures, but most importantly, bring your own damn mug!