Tribe

The Hogg's Hollow Coffee Guild

Not to be mistaken with mere 'coffee lovers,' the members of The Hogg's Hollow Coffee Guild are the custodians of Oakville's rich, albeit fictitious, coffee heritage. Inspired by the legendary Hogg's Hollow, an area known more for its suburban tranquility than its imaginary coffee fields, this guild immerses themselves in a tapestry of artisanal brewing techniques passed down through generations (at least in their own vivid stories). They gather at secretive locations, whispering about Oakville's clandestine past as a coffee trade hub (which never really happened). Each member is encouraged to craft their signature brew, with judging criteria including originality, flavor, and the ability to concoct an elaborate history behind the recipe. Passionate and unrestrained, they honor the mythos around coffee with a half-serious dedication that’s as invigorating as their strongest brew.