Tribe

The Permian Peculiarities

Ah, behold The Permian Peculiarities, Midland's most eclectic assemblage of armchair oil tycoons, DIY wildcatters, and self-proclaimed rattlesnake whisperers. This esteemed social consortium gathers beneath the shadow of methane flares and dusty derricks to celebrate Texas tea in all its black gold glory. Their activities range from competitive belt-buckle polishing to the sacred art of upcycling oil drums into avant-garde lawn furniture. When not dissecting the fluctuating oil prices or the cultural significance of tumbleweed migrations, members partake in the grand ritual of 'well-wishing' – a hybrid soiree of karaoke, poker, and interpretative line dancing held in an oil rig-themed gazebo. The Peculiarities champion Midland's rugged spirit with an irrepressible flair for absurdity, their motto: 'If it ain't unconventional, it ain't worth the drill.'