Tribe

The St. Vrain Bargain Hunters

Gather ‘round, ye rugged individualists of Longmont, for the St. Vrain Bargain Hunters know no earthly delight finer than the scent of a 50% off rack. These thrifty souls fancy themselves modern-day pioneers, blazing trails not on the dusty plains, but through the gleaming aisles of local thrift shops and consignment stores. Just like the St. Vrain River that meanders through the city, their shopping sprees have a mind of their own, flowing freely from one steal to the next. They scoff at the notion that retail price tags serve any purpose beyond being ceremoniously slashed. Beware, for these cunning scavengers possess an uncanny sixth sense for spotting a faux discount from miles away. Join their ranks if you dare, but know that you do so at your own peril; for in their world, he who hesitates pays retail.