Tribe

Brazos Valley Basement Philosophers

Join the Brazos Valley Basement Philosophers—where deep thoughts and basement vibes collide in a glorious cacophony of chaos and camaraderie. Imagine cramped quarters filled with mismatched furniture and eclectic décor—each piece carefully forgotten by previous renters and embraced by our questionable taste. We engage in ludicrous debates over whether tacos should be considered breakfast food (spoiler: they should) while simultaneously questioning what even is breakfast in the first place. Our mission is to explore the uncharted territory of post-college life choices and questionable hobbies while listening to music that only the bravest souls would dare appreciate. No matter the topic, from the existential dread of final exams to the absolute audacity of the prices at the local smoothie bar, we revel in turning College Station’s mundane into the downright absurd. So grab a seat amidst the timeworn couches, and let’s ponder life’s big questions—while suppressing laughter and a faint longing for simpler times!